MTSS 1: Female Masturbation

Our first episode is up! You can watch a Flash version below, but to enjoy the full HD-ness of teen sex, subscribe via the iTunes button to the right of this post or select the RSS podcast button.

91 Responses to “MTSS 1: Female Masturbation”


  1. 1 Maggie Ginsberg-Schutz

    “THANKS, MASTURBATION!”

    Seriously, Nikol, this is great. Good on ya. ;)

  2. 2 Sarah (Easy bake Oven) Corcoran

    OMG!!!! The search for the clitoris continues……

    love it!

  3. 3 Pale

    Nikol, you have come a long way and with babies. I’m proud of you? Your calling has a strange and wonderful voice.

  4. 4 Nikol

    You are all too great to me. Trust me, these episodes are only as great as the director. Props to Guy. And Britney is an inspiring angel.

  5. 5 Courtney

    Guy- you are f-ing hilarious! That was too funny. Nikol- you were alright. :)

  6. 6 Matt

    Hey brit is your little bro, cant wait to see you in august!!! and uhh yea real classy, nice.

  7. 7 Carol

    Entertaining and informative. Makes me want to go masterbate in front of my husband. Brit was freakin hilarious.

  8. 8 Marco

    Hello and;

    Viele Grüße aus Deutschland.

    this is the Podcast that did missing. It is great, really funny and almost serious. I love it and think about a version for german teen. Maybe.

    Greets and a lot of success.

  9. 9 Brian

    Nice job! Great writing, nice video style & good parodies. Thanks masturbation!

  10. 10 TexasGal

    Wow, this was a really great vid! Honestly, if I had any younger sisters, I’d definitely show them this video;

    I believe that we need MORE people like YOU(!) to help out at schools with either high pregnancy rates (masturbation= SAFE SEX!).

    I definitely enjoyed this, and most definitely agree with the whole anti-drug bit….oh the whirlwind of my hands and foreign objects of my youth…

    Keep up the good work!

  11. 11 jeremy

    Wow, so that’s where the clitoris is? Just wait till I tell my wife!

    Seriously though, awesome show!

  12. 12 Dani in NC

    Your show is amusing and well-done. I’m not sure if I am ready to point my 14-year-old daughter in your direction, though :-).

  13. 13 Jennifer

    Ya! I’m going to masterbate so I get used to that and then when I’m with my husband…I won’t enjoy the real thing because I’m so used to the “fake” thing!!! What on God’s green Earth are you trying to teach us! No wonder the world so so messed up!

  14. 14 Fergie

    Haha. Good luck, Jennifer. I hope you find a husband who does as good a job at pleasing you as you do yourself.

    Did you miss the point? Sex can be really good, but not if you don’t know what pleases you. If you end up liking the “fake thing” better than having sex, you aren’t doing it right.

  15. 15 Kevin

    Go easy on Jennifer. I think she just doesn’t get it. I like that this tells girls to learn about their own bodies.

    Jennifer, you can learn to love the way masturbation feels now so that one day you can have enjoyable sex with your husband. Enjoying sex is a great way to connect with the man you love, and without it even the best marriages fail.

    Great job, MTSS!

  16. 16 Maggie

    Guy…so glad I can call you family…

    this is hilarious.

  17. 17 Cancer

    wow that is so wrong!!!. all masterbation is is a form of lust and that video is just another way of takeing God out of this world. What is wrong with you people in sex. Sex is here to please us but its ment for one person and one partner to enjoy. Masterbation is worng and the fact that you are trying to appeal to teens is worse. This video is a great example of Ol’ Satan trying to turn people into doing things that plz themselfs instead of God.

  18. 18 God

    Now, that was pure comedy. Ol’ Satan? Nobody calls him that.

  19. 19 Another GUY

    “Cancer” is always funny.

  20. 20 kitty

    Cancer darling, please direct me to the commandment that says “thou shall not masturbate”. I’ve been scouring my Bible, and can’t seem to find it anywhere.

  21. 21 David

    America needs more of this. Good job guys.

  22. 22 I WANNA SCREW BRITNEY

    That Britney chick is kinda hot, I wanna do her now ;)

  23. 23 wtf

    If this had come out 5 years ago it may have been interesting. I don’t know what it’s like in midwest US at the mo. But here in the rest of the west we got over this sh** years ago.

  24. 24 single_dad

    Wow thanks I’m passing this site on to my 15 year old daughter.
    if she looks thats another story, but at least some information is out there !
    Peace

  25. 25 Mandy

    Um… Cancer did God send you to a site with SEX in the title? He held your hand too while you were tempted by Ol’Satan to watch the video. WTF are you kidding me? If you would have went to church on Sunday you wouldn’t have been searching for sex! :) Excellent job MTSS! I was sinning when I heard about your show on the Sex is Fun podcast. Keep it cumin!!!

  26. 26 Mary

    Mandy: If he held her hand, he only held one. The other was occupied.

  27. 27 cavedog

    Wow… This is fantastic! I have a 9-year old daughter who is (incredibly) already asking about sex and sneaking Google searches for “sexy sexx”… I’m so happy there are resources like yours, Nikol, to offer context and points of view that don’t demonize sex. Dammit, it’s supposed to be enjoyable! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

    Re: Cancer - I think it’s actually Ned Flanders… Hi diddly-ho, Cancerino!

  28. 28 Matt

    Well, you present the information really well. Although i disagree with masturbating whilst in a drive through, that is a bit odd. Well done, and I hope to see more of your vodcast :)

  29. 29 Amelia J

    What a good take on the topic; fun, sensible and sorta sexy too! Good on you guys- I love that this is being made available for all of us on the interweb… I reckon the midwestteensexshow should get 5 stars and two thunmbs up.

  30. 30 Mike

    Best. Video. Ever.

    Funny, witty, informative. FANTASTIC!

  31. 31 Stan A. Diabolos

    How did I get dragged into this?

  32. 32 Ivy

    Haha, you are a genius.

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  36. 36 Kevin V. Russell

    The national broadcaster in Australia did a television show for international youth year (1985 for those of you too old to remember) where they discssued these issues in far more explicit terms. You guys in the U.S. are just twenty two years late. Nice try at catching up though.

  37. 37 guy

    well I like the idea that girls would masturbate near guys, but comon…. Im a guy and I know that guys needs sex not masturbation. Love your video (Im not gay)

  38. 38 Todd

    I just saw a program on CNN about your site and have watched two of your videos. They are great. Humor mixed with facts. Love you both. Keep searching Britney, you will find it. The next big hunt is for the g-spot. I learned about that one in college. Human Sexuality. Believe it of not the class number was Socialogy 269. Most fun I ever had in college. I will be passing along this site to my friends.

  39. 39 Taleen

    i can not believe how some people are so uptight about this… i think you guys are honestly GOD sent…. imagine the teens that are not ready for se… think if the have a BAD first time… it ciould make sex nothing to them for the rest of thier lives… thank god i can sit down an let my daughter an son watch this ( not at the same time) to learn that no matter what it is a good thing to know your body an what feels good to you.. my mom always told me….. if it feels good….do it!!!

  40. 40 Painter

    LOL Love it. The little girl in the hat was hilarious. I think it’s great that you guys do more than just ‘power to the women’ vids. I’ve seen other sex ed vids where the women are all ‘men are evil so abstinate until you’re married and anything sexual is bad’. Personally, I think they’ve got a stick up their rear.

    This is funny. I like this site. =)

  41. 41 JR

    i find it to be very funny but eduicational and i say to keep making the episodes

  42. 42 Melissa

    Hey guys! I just saw y’all on tv this morning and decided to look at the rest of your videos. You have no idea how great this site makes me feel. I am 19 years old and am one of those people who feels that sex education is SO important in high school. If I could do what you do and make money, that would be my career. Keep up the great work, and if you ever need another actor or anything, email me!

  43. 43 BLah

    This is really great, thanks for putting it up for teens to learn about. Nowadays, there are a lot of questions about sex that teens have that don’t get answered; it can be either too embarrassing, or adults try to avoid it. And when things like that happen, I think it can get dangerous for curoius teens. Also I’m glad it’s not too explicit anyways; that’s what seperates it from the more x-rated things out there. I think it’s actually more important for teens to learn about sex ed., too, that way they can find ways to protect themselves. Anyways, nice work.

  44. 44 Jenny

    Hi all, I am 34 years old and have a daughter who is 9. I find your clips hilarious as well as educational … though some parts may be a little much for teens. And I’m not quite there yet explaining masterbation to my daughter until high school. And from my personal experience and choices I didn’t have sex in high school. I wanted to save my first time for marriage but college was a Big temptation … though I have 4 sisters .. out of the 5 of us girls .. only 1 made it a “virgin” to marriage .. I was the second in line and lost my virginity end of my freshman year in college, I was 18 years old .. my other 3 sisters lost ‘it’ at the ages of - 13 in 8th grade - 15 in 10th grade - 17 in 11th grade - … so .. 2 out of 5 girls in my family waited until we were over 18 years old … so there are some of us that wait until we are out of high school. I was also 17 years when I graduated from high school and my family was very “religious”. And none of us talked about this kind of stuff until we were in our twenties .. and the secret was out …
    and yes I was sought sooo much because I was a virgin …
    just be careful girls! and make sure your first is the one you want to look back on and be glad and not regret!
    Be patient!! and not pressured!

  45. 45 Joan

    Oh my god, this is awesome! Pale told me you had a new project, but I had no idea it was this cool. And Nikol, you look great! I just watched the first episode and can’t wait to show these to my husband. I can already think of a few teens that need to see this. Anyway, I am so proud of you and I just had to stop and say hi. Love ya!

  46. 46 SubtleKnife

    Too explicit? I was told about female masturbation in school when I was 13. This show makes it a lot more fun, though.

    Granted, I’m Dutch, but we don’t seem to have nearly as many teenage pregnancies, abortions (although they’re both on the up among minorities, I’m very sad to say) and STD/Is.

  47. 47 me

    i have realy never thought of the whole water fosit thing thats great!… i think i will go take a bath now…

  48. 48 Digs

    Hey Britney, would you like fries with that?

  49. 49 Julia Saunders

    A fabulous idea - this whole podcast video education thing. FAbulous, believable, authentic. Also some great ideas and good amount of accuracy. just a little kaveat on the tap thing: water can easily cause vaginal disturbances in your flora and fauna, per se. So, maybe don’t do it too often. I recommend using just your hand for the first few years of learning to self pleasure. AFter you get really good adn creative with that tool, then move on to other, safe alternatives, like you suggest. However, vibrators are NOT recommended as they affect your nerve cells and can numb you. These nerve cells can grow back but why damage them in the first place - they may not! So, I recommend avoiding vibrators - maybe only once/month is o.k. Dildos, and other fancy penetrative and playful objects can be utilized. Just ensure they are SEX toys and not other random things, like you suggested. IF you get a sex toy, ensure its made of silicone. All these suggestions are for new learners of masturbation, to ensure the best success! :)

    Have fun! Julia of JuiceBox Radio, Vancouver, BC

  50. 50 Dawn

    Hi Nikol, Just wanted to say that what you have done here is wonderful.Also in the nick of time for me as a 33 yr old mom of 3 who one of which is a 14yr old daughter (going on 21) I’m sure ya know what I mean. I am introducing your video’s to her this afternoon.Keep up the geat work and keeping it real and with the times! Take care, Dawn

  51. 51 Sam

    I’M OFFENDED BY THIS VIDEO. THE FAUCET SUGGESTION WILL WASTE WATER AND DESTROY THE ENVIRONMENT (otherwise, this video is great).

    Why do you hate nature so much? Harm the environment for just a little pleasure? A little shallow, I’d say.

  52. 52 An Extremely Concerned Mother of Five Girls

    My response to Midwest Teen Sex Show: Episode #1 Masturbation

    I can’t begin to express how appalled I am with the entire concept of this type of video being out there for any child to see. And I looked up the definition of appalled to make sure the emotion was right on track and here it is: an emotion experienced in anticipation of some specific pain or danger (usually accompanied by a desire to flee or fight). It is the exact definition of what I feel.

    First of all, the woman speaking in episode does not tell anything about herself. She provides no credentials, no personal experience and gives no valid reason as to why she feels compelled to do create these videos. She simply states, “Hi, I’m Nicole and I’m your host.” She then goes on to make statements that are nothing short of preposterous. An example of a preposterous statement is, “The only way you are going to have an enjoyable sex life is by educating yourself about your body. And once you educate yourself about your body (wink, wink), then you can educate your partner.” There are women all over the world who are having enjoyable sex lives and they didn’t read any books or look in a mirror at their private parts or masturbate.

    Second, the next message is: Masturbation = safe sex. The woman states, “One great thing about masturbation is, it’s totally safe.” Wrong again. Self-stimulation or masturbation involves no risk of pregnancy or transmission of STIs; But it is not totally safe. In partner or group masturbation, there is a possibility of disease transmission from one person to another because body fluids and infections can be transmitted by contact with hands or objects used. Bacterial infections or alterations in the normal bacterial flora of the vagina may also occur due to the presence of a foreign body altering the usual acidic environment of the vagina. And masturbation should not be performed on a part of the body that has skin lesions, sores, or abnormal discharge because there is a risk of spreading infection (like herpes, syphilis) to other parts of the body. And let’s not forget vagina cuts, abrasions, staph infections and tetanus. How is any of this “totally safe”?

    Third - and most important - I was shocked with the use a small young boy when she states, “So, you’re probably thinking to yourself, I’m a female, why should I be masturbating? A picture of a young child has not place in these videos. Young children are so confused with sexuality today. What are children supposed to think?? And what’s the deal with telling a young teenage girl to ask Larry down the street to buy her a vibrator?????

    These videos are nothing more than pornography disguised as comedy. They are full of misinformation and innuendo that could place young children and young adults at serious risk. Just take a look at the number of young children in this country who have been seriously injured after watching and trying to imitate the Jackass movies. Or the number of children who have been kidnapped off the Internet. Or cases like 18 year old Emily Saunders who was just killed in November in Kansas.

    For some viewers, these videos might be entertaining, but at what cost. To promote these videos to the general public as education or comedy or any mixture of the two is irresponsible. Will the creators of these videos still think the videos are funny or be proud of what they have accomplished when young girls and/or young boys are hurt, hurt each other or end up dead because of their video. As a health professional, just the implication of placing a rusty crow bar into the vagina for pleasure makes me cringe.

    There have been comparisons made to “Sex in the City.” Again, it belittles “Sex in the City”, “Sex in the City” was a well-thought out, well-written, well-scripted, well-produced, directed and acted sitcom on HBO that was nominated for over 50 Emmy Awards and won seven. The show dealt with complex themes, relationships and emotions. It wasn’t about the sex, it was about the people. It was about Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda and what it was like to be single in New York in your thirties. Thirties, not teens. It was not on YouTube, it was on late at night on subscription cable television, and parents could block it.

  53. 53 Unconcerned Mother of One Daughter (and two sons)

    First, who knows how much more “enjoyable” those people’s sex lives could be if they weren’t so ashamed of touching their own bodies.

    Secondly, masturbation is the only truly safe sex. Teens are naturally hyper-sexual and just telling them not to touch each other OR themselves is just asking the impossible. I’d rather mine had a modicum of safety instruction before they follow the stupid suggestions of their sheltered yet stupid sexually active pals.

    And third, maybe you’re not familiar with the concept of sarcasm as humor? I’m fairly sure the tire rod/lamp base was supposed to be a joke, honey.

    A little aside to Nikol. Seeing the child in this particular video was uncomfortable to me, even though he’s your kid. Personally I don’t think that putting smaller children in more adultish situations is particularly funny. Perfect for the video on birth control though. Just sayin’

    Go MTSS staff!

  54. 54 Nikol

    Hey Concerned Mother,

    You can block this, too. I use NetNanny, but there are plenty of other softwares available. Plus I don’t let my kids use the internet without my supervision. Takes the guesswork out of it for me. If you have any questions about how to use the software you decide to use, feel free to email me.

    In the interim, I do hope you aren’t letting your children near a television and that you are taking the time to speak with them about the mixed sexual messages they may be receiving in the media. Only in strong parenting will we make the change we are hoping for.

    By the way, just so we are clear, I think the use of my middle child’s confused face at that moment was pretty well timed comedy. He’s never seen the episode, so he can’t voice his opinion, but rest knowing that his off camera instruction was just to look at the camera. Ever seen the bit that Will Ferrel did with his daughter as the landlord? That made me squirm.

    Well, I have crowbars to make out with. Better get to it.

  55. 55 Steph

    To The Extremely Concerned Mother above,

    Relax. Loosen up. Develop a sense of humor. Your kids will learn many things from sources out of your control. It is your job to give them the power of discernment - so that they know what to do with the information they receive.

  56. 56 Charla

    i love these vids they are a great way to learn about sex in a fun and funny way!! thank you!!!

  57. 57 Matze

    hey i love this little shows^^ i saw every single show! but i laught about it some times maybe its because i am a german and maybe some things are clear in germany… i dont know..!!
    i dont want to make this show bad i learned some things.. i think 2 ;)
    the reson i love this show is you can learn some thing and you can laught so much that you cry!!
    its nice ;) me and some frinds enjoy it very much!!

    so i hope you could read this sh*** i wrote and so long mathwe(my german name is matze btw)

  58. 58 Ben

    Hey Concerned Mother:

    Just because you are frigid and learned at a young age that anything sexual is a sin or bad, doesn’t mean you are right. In this day and age, your kids will learn about sex no matter what you do or don’t do to prevent it. That is where you as a parent must provide the guidance, resources and roll model for them to learn from and validate (or discredit) what they are hearing in the REAL WORLD. And trust me, they are being exposed to sexual material every day.

    I just hope that you have brushed up on your parenting skills so when your teenage daughter shows up pregnant because you failed to teach her anything about safe sex, or sex in general, you can help her raise her child.

    In the mean time, relax. You can keep your kids in the bubble by using proactive internet blocking software, ripping the cable tv out of the wall and home-schooling them. Make sure they also don’t go to college on the other side of the country!

  59. 59 mom

    Awesome! The only issue I have is that the clitoris is not necessarily the most pleasant to stimulate at times. Being that it is very nerve-filled and sensitive, I find that mine is painful to stimulate if I am not properly aroused. I mentioned this to a physical therapist for sex issues and she said that is VERY common. Now I don’t feel like a freak! lol

  60. 60 cutthroat

    a set of make up brushes are always good… pick out fat ones. ask for them on your bday.. or yom ha shoah!!!

  61. 61 shawtyy

    OMG!
    IM 13 YEARS 0LD AND T0 THE C0NCERNED M0THER AND EVERY0NE WH0 THINKS THIS SITE IS BAD,,,ITS N0T.

    S0 YEAH EXCUSE EM WAH BUT I LEARNED LIKE EVERYTHING BBY THE TIME I WAS LIKE 11 HAHA.

    KIDS LEARN THIS STUFF FROM SCHOOL,INTERNET,MYSPACE,FACEBOOK,AND FRIENDS AND EVEN FAMILY.
    THEY TRY T0 TELL THEM WHEN THE BRING IT UP THATS ITS BAD

    ITS N0T ITS A WAY 0F LIFE!

    UNLESS YOU THINK EVERYTHING IS BAD,,,JUST THINK IF THEY DONT ”LEARN ABOUT IT ” N0W THEN THEY WILL D0 IT LATER WITH A GUY AND N0T UNDERSTAND PREGNANCY AND HOW TO PREVENT IT WHICH CAUSES !~~UN-SAFE SEX~!! AND A GUY WILL SCREW THEM OVER,THEY WILL BE PREGNANT AND THE GUY GOES ON YEAH I SCREWED HER AND SHE ”PREGO” THEN THE REST WOULD BE SHITYYYYYY.

    THATS H0W STDS AND DIESEAS AND PREGNANCY OCCURS

    I THINK,, GIRLS OF THE AGES 13-17 SHOULD FIND OUT BYH TOUCHING THEMSELVES THEN THEY KNOE HOW IT WOULD ”HURT” WHEN THEY ”DID IT” THEN THEY WOULDNT WANT TO UNESS THEY HAD THE
    TALK’

    YES MAM OR SIR I KNOE I AM OLY 13 BUT I HAVE OLDER SISTERS AND BROTHERS IN THERE 20′S SO YEAH I WOULD KNOE AND THEY HAVE KIDS!

    AND THE OLDEST ONE COMES TO ME ASKING ME FOR HELP WITH EVERYTHINGG SO I WILL TELL HER AND TELL HER WHAT A CONDOM IS AND HOW THEY PRODUCE BABYS BECASUE

    !!!!!!!!!!SHES SCARED T0 TALK T0 M0M,CAUSE THEN M0M WILL THINK 0H SHES HAVING SEX HAT DO I DO THEN GET MAD AND FRUSTRATED AND STRESS OUT THEN KIDS ASK WHY THERE STRESSED OUT AND THE PARENT YELLS AT THEM THEN THEY FIND THERESELVES INTO TELLING THERE BOYFRIEND AND THEN HES LIKE WWELL I SHOULD COME AND HANG OUT THEN THE KISS MAKEOUT THE HE FINGERS AND SHES TOO SCARED TO STOP HIM THINKING HE WILL GET MAD AND THEN B00M! SHES PREGNANT

    THATS WHAT I THINK ANYWAYS BUT YEAH

    THANKSSS=]

  62. 62 spoon

    shawtyy,

    You obviously didn’t learn to write English or to spell.

  63. 63 Maleman

    I wish all the people who are DOWN on masturbation would get off their high horses. Nobody is forcing you to masturbate. For the rest of us it is a pleasure. There is no injunction anywhere in the Bible not to do it which idicates God is not bothered either way - it just is not important to HIM. And it seems He gave us that pleasure in the first place as a gift BECAUSE it is not needed to beget children. For those of you who are atheist and still down on masturbation - then you have even less of a case. In past ages the DOWNERS forced their controlling ways upon the the rest of us in the mistaken belief that to please or serve God you have to lead a life empty of any pleasure at all. God wants us to enjoy life and if that includes masturbation - so be it. And all you self rightous folks had better look and learn what God thinks before mouthing off the standard religious controlling doctines (which incidentally were hypocritical by promoting abstinence on one hand and temple virgins on the other). It does not make you a better person than us who want to live life.

  64. 64 Jo

    hey guys, look swatty, I think you are a little bit over the top. I am thirteen aswell I mean:

    “SHES SCARED T0 TALK T0 M0M,CAUSE THEN M0M WILL THINK 0H SHES HAVING SEX HAT DO I DO THEN GET MAD AND FRUSTRATED AND STRESS OUT THEN KIDS ASK WHY THERE STRESSED OUT AND THE PARENT YELLS AT THEM THEN THEY FIND THERESELVES INTO TELLING THERE BOYFRIEND AND THEN HES LIKE WWELL I SHOULD COME AND HANG OUT THEN THE KISS MAKEOUT THE HE FINGERS AND SHES TOO SCARED TO STOP HIM THINKING HE WILL GET MAD AND THEN B00M! SHES PREGNANT!”

    I mean, yeah right! You only get pregnant if you want to! Or am I interpriting this in the wrong way??

    Thanks masturbation!

    P.S. Won’t my mum get mad if I ask her for a vibrator?

    Dunno! See you!

  65. 65 Jo

    I’m scared about asking my mum or sister for a vibrator - but I kinda want to try one… take that Extremely Concened Mother of Five Girls! Alot of us want a ‘toy’ we are just too scared to ask our mums(moms). Ever thought about it? How old are your girls by the way? If they are teens then I bet they have considered asking you for a vibrator. Any anyway, why are you watching these episodes?? It is the Midwest TEEN Sex Show!

    See you all,

    Bye

  66. 66 julya

    can i masterbat with the following hot baby oil or baby wipes or medical exam gloves.

  67. 67 Nikol

    @julya I am trying not to be disturbed at the mention of “hot”baby oil. There are personal lubricants with warming elements, but anytime you heat anything you run the risk of burning yourself.

    If you are not allergic to latex, use a latex glove. Baby wipes are intended for delicate skin, and should be fine, but I am not sure why you would use them to help you at all in masturbation. Furthermore, I am not a doctor of any sort and most importantly I am not your doctor. Be very careful about any sensitivities you may have, including allergies.

  68. 68 dad of 1

    Hey Nikol,
    I’m a single father of an 15 yr. old son. I think your work on these topic’s and site is wonderful. If more parents were involved in their childrens lives, (some say they are but are they really). What does it take to check to see what their kids are doing, do their kids stay behind closed doors and never look in to see what the kids are doing. Even though this world is running at a fever pitch, parents have to stop and spend time with their children. 1 Last thing, their kids are going in the direction they point them so get it right, or someone else will!!!!!!!!!

  69. 69 Jazz

    OMG the Beaver channel, “want some drugs” “No I’m going home to masterbate.” *dies* Love this fun and educational.

    “Have it your way! In your pants!”

  70. 70 Jazz

    Oh and a little tip if you have allergies to anything you may want to look at vibrators that are pthalate-free.

  71. 71 S. Weynard Miller

    Pretty good. To the point. Fairly entertaining. Although, I take issue with the “don’t ask dad” sentiment. That is completely ridiculous. It says, “Yea, you should be ashamed of this”. Not that Dad and Daughter need to go dildo shopping together, but they should feel comfortable talking about anything.

  72. 72 Nikol

    @ S. Weynard We are pretty clear that all areas of sexuality should be open for discussion. My own sons talk to me about their development. The don’t ask your dad to buy you a vibrator joke is still funny to me. Although, I did have a dad write to me and tell me he would happily buy his daughters vibrators. Every parent is different.

  73. 73 Nimby

    @kitty:
    I hate to strike down an argument against religious zealotry, but in the interests of accuracy, I’ve gotta make a comment.
    The commandment against “masturbation” is actually buried somewhere deep in Leviticus–the man is commanded not to “spill his seed on the ground” or something like that. So apparently if the dudes have a towel, it’s okay.
    Also, it says nothing about female masturbation.

    The same book also includes rules against tattoos, touching the skin of a dead pig, and shaving, if I remember correctly.
    Also, it was a book traditionally filled with instructions to the LEVITES, and not to the religious in general.

  74. 74 Pizza Day!

    This is a fantastic idea :D
    The show, that is.. Then again, masturbation is just as good x)grat

  75. 75 Samantha

    my ’sexual heath and decision making’ professor showed us you guys. so i just spent like 1000 hours watching all your episodes. there needs to be more people like you all out there educating us retarded teens! if i wasn’t a broke college kid i’d donate :) best of luck with future episodes!

  76. 76 Nae-Nae

    hi! i’m 15 and a girl and i was just reading everyone’s responses. You are all very hilarious. I love to masturbate. i only do it with my hand because im afraid to use something to big. I’m a virgin :),so i’m afraid it’ll hurt. also im booored!!! its really good, but i cant cum as fast as i used too. i read romance, which helps, i watch porn, but that screws my laptop up. i need help!!! oh and to all who is against talking to your kids to early, you are mental. i’ve done this stuff since i was 10. my mom never gave me the talk, or my little sister or little bro. i personally think you need to give them the talk. they need to know everything from putting a condom on a dude, and masturbating. safe sex, no sex, great sex, whatever. but damn, just give the freaking talk. and take that stick out of your ass!

  77. 77 mbrgirl8400

    About using the bath tub faucet I hear that the high pressure from the water, that same feeling can not happen with sex and there for many woman will not enjoy sex as much. I may be wrong but I may not be.

  78. 78 alysha

    Hey….. i need to know what else to use if i don’t have a dildo…. and i am straight…..

  79. 79 ChelseaWantsOut

    That was hilarious. I totally have that rubber ducky vibrator. And the faucet technique was oft-used by me in my teen years. I think it’s also worth mentioning that rubbing the mons on things — the arm of a chair, the edge of the bed, a pillow — can be a very effective method. That was the first way I ever masturbated, and apparently it’s not as self-evident as it seemed to me as a young lass, because many of my (current, grown-up) friends had never thought of it.

  80. 80 antonio gomez

    why ask yur parents that would be creppy and akward

  81. 81 Mystere

    @mom, it’s completely not weird to have your clitoris be painful to stimulate. The clitoral hood (that bit of flesh that’s actually visible most of the time) is there to protect the nerve-laden clitoris. You have to pull back the hood to see the little nub that is your clitoris. Personally, I find that direct stimulation to the clitoris is extremely uncomfortable and sensory overload, whether aroused or not. I can’t even deal with marked pressure on the clit with the hood down while I’m aroused, though suction is a completely different story. ~.^ Lots of women prefer indirect stimulation, just as long as there’s stimulation!

    I have a hard time masturbating, but it’s a mental thing for me. I have a hard time getting aroused without my fiance present, or if I do and I start to do anything about it, it’s like flipping a switch that turns it off. But that’s me.

    Also, to Extremely Concerned Mother, parental openness about any topic is the best way to make sure that your children learn how to be safe, but the caveat is honesty, something which you seem to be completely unwilling to have when it comes to sex. My parents had this philosophy: if you’re old enough to ask the question, you’re old enough to get an honest, informative answer in words you can understand. I first asked where babies came from when I was 3 years old. My parents weren’t sure how to explain it to me at that age, so they found a video that explained sex and the related information that was geared toward preschoolers. I LOVED watching that tape - it’s still on the shelf at my parents’ house. I’ll probably have it copied to DVD for my children when I have them. Throughout the years (and I’m currently 19), I’ve had hours-long, candid conversations with my parents about the mechanics, biology, theology, morality, and every other view of sex that we could possibly think of. I’m probably one of the best-informed teens out there about sex. But that didn’t stop me from losing my virginity at 15 years old to my boyfriend. (Who is my current fiance, by the way.) However, it did keep me from doing it because we were bored or something equally as stupid. We had been together for 2 years by then (in a long-distance relationship no less), and I was in a difficult emotional situation at the time, facing the imminent death of my grandfather. I needed the emotional support and connection, to know that I could be completely vulnerable and he would treat me with love and respect, and I got just precisely what I needed that day. But I’m weird, and very few girls (or boys!) will have such a supportive first experience, much less be engaged to that person four years later without being pregnant. (I’m not.)

    Inform your children, let them know your views, but give them the information to educate and protect themselves if they decide to have sex anyway. I know I will!

  82. 82 Wikit Tinesen

    good video about masturbation. very funny

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