MTSS 5: The First Time

Our first time since our last time.

46 Responses to “MTSS 5: The First Time”

  1. 1 andy

    We just watched ‘the first time’ in the sex and internet class at sfsu!

    We want your next blog to explain ALL of the positions! ha.

  2. 2 caitlin

    Hey we just checkedout your blog in my sex and internet class at sfsu. so funny. : ) we like u.

  3. 3 b

    adobe does not consider me special enough to deserve a flash player that exists on my platform of choice, so it’s nice to see you switched to a somewhat less proprietary video format. of course, rather than give a nice clean link you’re performing some kind of javascript voodoo that presents my browser from just showing the damn video, meaning i have to go saving it to my hard drive and then opening it separately.

  4. 4 Ziptone

    I just watched all your episodes. They are pure comedy gold. Thank you thank you thank you for making these. Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you.

    THANK YOU!!!

  5. 5 nikol

    Hey b,

    Feel free to email me at if you have any technical advice. We want to make the show available to everyone.


  6. 6 Dan Linehan

    My first time was in a hotel room, that my older boyfriend paid for.


    He smelled like soap.

  7. 7 IMSA12

    You got popurled yesterday: that’s how I encountered MTSS. I’ve viewed all of your episodes (and comments)- a total hoot! Even your music theme kicks.
    I live in Dane County in Wisconsin. I am disappointed to know that Door County has an active Sex License Department, but Dane County, which is crawling with panosexual, liberal weenie perverts (such as myself), does not. As a result, thousands of people, a lot of them those damn college students, are having unlicensed sex, and Dane County is missing out on a huge potential revenue source.
    I enjoy your attitude and the ideas you convey. My 13-year-old daughter is still too young for some of the content, but I hope I remember to revisit your site with her in a year or two. Thanks…and keep it up!

  8. 8 Sup909

    Are you guys really based out of Woodstock, Illinois? I live around there. I can totally see in my head the Farm & Fleet and the DQ off the square. It makes it all the funnier.

  9. 9 Chelsea

    Wow. This show is amazing and hilarious. Longer/More frequent episodes would be awesome! The sex license woman reminded me way too much of my 9th grade health teacher….

  10. 10 CB

    Hey Andy (1st comment)
    A lot of the positions are explained here:

  11. 11 anon

    I don’t like that you assumed that pregnancy must result in having a baby. Abortion got no mention. Why?

  12. 12 admin

    Cause abortion deserves a whole episode to itself.

  13. 13 Micah

    BoingBoing post your show, yesterday. Congrats! I’m enjoying the show.

  14. 14 nichole

    fantastic web viewing. ditto the parent above, i’m hoping your site is still up and running when we’re ready to discuss sex with our tween. one forgets just how uncool 30 is until your tween tells you so in her ’80s flashback side ponytail and legwarmers … did these kids learn nothing from our pain? i thought i was primed with my copy of ‘our bodies ourselves’ and ’skin flutes and velvet gloves’ but it seems you’ve made it more hilarious.

    bravo girls, kept me laughing. keep up the good work.

  15. 15 Alasdair

    I just found your show through the BoingBoing link above, and just had to say congrats: it’s funny, informative and downright brilliant. Just a shame about the disclaimer at the start saying teenagers shouldn’t be watching it without their parents’ permission! I understand why you had to put it there, but there’s still something sad about a ‘Teen Sex Show’ which can’t be watched by actual teenagers. Too bad for them, I guess.

  16. 16 Tree

    Great site! I spent seven years as a youth pastor with several United Methodist churches. I can easily say I wish this had been around then. I would have made the parents watch them and discuss them in hopes that they’d get their heads out of the sand and wake up. Also, for those parents who mentioned that 13 is too young to watch this… I guarantee you that 16 will be too little too late. You may be better off explaining NOW that you’re not encouraging openly sexual behavior but that you wish for them to be well-informed. Just some thoughts from a guy who has fielded too many questions and heard too many comments from teens and tweens that already know what their parents think they are hiding from them.

  17. 17 Queue

    Because I am bored and officially have no life the positions listed in the episode are listed below, hopefully my HTML works.

    Doggy style
    Reverse cowgirl
    Pile driver
    Rainbow arch
    Threading the needle
    Boston brute
    Fire hydrant
    Tequila sunrise
    Reverse hot seat
    Driver’s seat
    Kangaroo shuffle
    Doggy stretch
    Cuban cradle

    If you’re not of age to view material that may be construed as sexually explicit then you shouldn’t be here anyway and nothing I say will stop you so carry on.

  18. 18 Mike

    “Knock on.. your wood, Todd. Ha-ha.. sorry…”

    Wow! Absolutely amazing… Your site was mentioned in Laughing Squid the other day, and I just surfed in on a whim. I am so glad I did!

    Your site does to Sex Ed what whats-his-name in The Girl Next Door was trying to do, only better. Your more down-to-earth and with-the-times than any other remotely “educational” video I have seen. I mean, you don’t have charts, statistics, diagrams, and photographs like most of the others do, but your not boring either. And what good do all the additionals do if no one is paying attention to them in the first place?

    Also, I have to say, that sex positions list… wow… Jen and I may have to go down the list in the studio and send you a few “illustrative” photographs…

    Keep it up! And if you need to go the educational route, I would suggest STI’s as a future episode… Should make for some entertainment…


  19. 19 Bruce

    I happened to check out and saw a posting about your site. Really good stuff. I think the Fornication License skit was the best so far. “No, the pink form is the sodomy form”…. It was really well written, and the squirming from Todd and Britney was perfect, nice acting bit. Excellent stuff, and it has gotten better as your site as progressed.

  20. 20 Nikol

    To Anon: Abortion is not a form of birth control. It’s more like sunblock vs aloe. We’d much rather have teens using birth control than having to get an abortion.
    But we completely intend to cover it in the future.

    Dan: I just love the smell of soap. My first time smelled more like gasoline and I get a happy feeling whenever I fill my tank.

    Tree: That’s the coolest thing I have heard all day.

    Queue: You really are bored! Thanks for the list, though. Comprehensive and informative.

    And the rest of you. Well, you are all pretty cool. Keep that up.

  21. 21 brem

    Nicely done.
    I wish this show was available 15 years ago.

    So. Are you girls single?

  22. 22 Lee Stacey

    Another excellent episode. Keep doing what you’re doing.

  23. 23 Hipple, Rev. Paul T.

    Such perversions, Perversity and fornication as I’ve ever seen on the Interwebs! This is as Dark-sided as any I have ever seen!

  24. 24 Brent

    Oh so genuine midwest jobs. I grew up in MI so those jobs are common. Amazing, this is the kind of sex ed that the teens of this age need. I am 20 and wish I had something that. Keep up with what you are doing. This stuff is so funny.

  25. 25 Jenny

    Girls your first time TOTALLY hurts!!
    don’t do anything crazy the first time and guys go slow …

    and that’s all i have to say about that …

  26. 26 mich

    What about peeing after sex? Does it help prevent bladder infections or is that a myth?

  27. 27 brad

    you naturally should want to pee after sex, and yes, you should. usually it’s a clearer liquid than standard urine, and it hels clean out the plumbing down there.

  28. 28 Jugomugo

    I love the show. I love the Door County stuff! Having spent some time on vacation this summer, I found it to be a hoot.

    What gives with the Woodstock address? I have connections to Crystal Lake/Ridgefield.

  29. 29 Jugomugo

    Ohhh, nevermind. I found my answer on Wikipedia. Whoops.

  30. 30 theresa

    love your site! keep up the good work.

  31. 31 SubtleKnife

    Thanks, Jenny, but in fact mine didn’t. Then again, I was a little older than the target audience here and quite familiar with dildoes…

  32. 32 darks

    I did have any sex yat and I am in 18

  33. 33 Mehran

    Hahaha, love this show. Keep it up!!

  34. 34 Mehran

    O forgot to add. My first time, my girlfriend’s mom walked in. Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………………………….

  35. 35 Jazz

    Did that girl devour the kama sutra/sex position book. I’m 21 and I haven’t heard of all those.

    Oh and cowgirl is especially fun for us girls…you get extra stimulation which is always good.

    I study a bit of sex education and about puberty and hormones in university.

  36. 36 mahantas

    Just going through the past episodes, LOVING THEM. I may have to send my little sister a link sometime in the future - as a product of religious (Catholic) abstinence-only sex ed, I don’t want her to suffer the same fate of total lack of practical knowledge that I did (although, thanks to my own investigations I made all good decisions and my first time and every subsequent time was great. which brings me to my next point). I really liked going through that list Queue made and seeing just how many creative-sounding positions I’ve done without even realizing.

  37. 37 roxanna

    well my first time was at my boyfriends house we skipped school to go do it….it hurt yes but i was glad it was over with….but the next day at school he ignored me and then never talked to me again….well that after he told everyone what we did and how much i sucked at it. :(

  38. 38 Amy

    Ha… My first time was in a public park at about 8 in the evening. These two gay guys were playing frisbee about 100 yards away, and they kind of edged slowly away from us.

    Good times.

  39. 39 elise

    haha “the sodomy aplication is the pink form” lol priceless
    brittney is genius, you guys are all awesome!!

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