MTSS 14: Oral Sex

It’s not going to lick itself.

55 Responses to “MTSS 14: Oral Sex”

  1. 1 PilotJeff

    ROFL!!!! This is the funniest episode yet, and yet it still gets the point across. Good job guys.
    Pilot Jeff

  2. 2 Polly

    I was a little worried because y’all hadn’t posted in a while. It was worth the wait!

  3. 3 Joe

    I like your videos - they are awesome. I am not really watching them for educational purposes though …

    Keep it going …


  4. 4 Jaredo

    Hey great episode! a lot of great humor! All around I think it was a really good topic!

  5. 5 ang

    That was friggen amazing. I love you guys.

  6. 6 Gary

    “Except new shoes.” “Lost Sanchez three c-licks back.” “When are you gonna send me in” All three are classics from the beginning. Bravo!

  7. 7 Robot Cartoons

    Tipping the velvet. I learn so much when I watch this show.

  8. 8 Dan Linehan

    Thats right, spitters are quitters.

    And none of that trick where you don’t swallow but just kinda let it fall out of your mouth, we’re onto that.

    Signed, Men.

  9. 9 Chicana Feliz

    I love the video. One tiny critique though. I would have liked to learn more about how to satisfy a woman?
    I didn’t like the image of “the man” telling a woman what to do while she crawls on the floor as a positive thing for a man.
    While the scene where you discuss the woman ordering her pleasure you did it through a walkie talkie and the man was complaining the whole time.
    I think there are some men, who love doing it, they generally tend to cheat a lot, but still, I think oral sex from a man to a woman isn’t always so bad.
    My point is, I would have liked to know like how to massage the vagina a little better, techniques, just ideas like men get.
    I guess, a reference to episode one is going to be your response.
    In any case, like I said, it was minor.

  10. 10 Curvaceous Dee

    Excellent episode - and I think it was your best yet for the mix of informative and damned funny. I actually laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes (’We lost Sanchez three clicks back’).

    Really pleased to see a strong push for condoms and dental dams, even though they (IMO) taste blergh. Safe sex means being around for more sex :)

    xx Dee

  11. 11 Simon

    Finally, a new episode for die-hard fans like me. Good job on the sketches –love Britney! You are so funny with the nunchuck!and if you guys want to know, I do swallow…all the time.

  12. 12 Will Radik


  13. 13 Nick

    Haha “Spitters are Quitters” I SO SUGGESTED THAT! YES!

  14. 14 Kuono


    I crack up over the short one-liners. Awesome episode.
    Such a reward after waiting and waiting for each new show to appear.

    Thank you as always for bringing up condoms (oooh mint flavored!) and dental damns.

    While I sort of agree with what Chicana Feliz said about the notion of the idea that men are uncomfortable, I think it was portrayed in a humorous way.

    … Vagina Monologues, anyone? ; )

  15. 15 Samantha

    I have a teenage daughter and a soon to be teen daughter. We have been checking out your website for a couple of weeks now and we love it! The comfort level you guys have is great, and I was happy to find someplace that reinforces the stuff that I have already been trying to teach my girls. They both think that I am to open and get embarrased easy when I honestly answer their questions. You guys are helping to make my girls understand that sex is not “taboo”! Keep up the good work!

  16. 16 Dr UNIX

    OMG, I laugh every time I see that part with the nunchucks!

    This was the best one so far…Keep it up!

  17. 17 char

    haha i lovee these videos i think they’re soo great!
    maybe you could do an episode on how to say no or something? a while ago some kind was really pestering me to have sex with him and when i didn’t comply he got rough. it all worked out fine, but some tips on how to keep the hound dogs at bay would be greatly appreciated!

  18. 18 vchoi

    Couldn’t stop laughing for 10 minutes!

  19. 19 Joe in CU

    Great episode! The nunchucks were the best part!

  20. 20 MayMaySays

    I love this, SO great. Keep up the great work!

  21. 21 Pvt. Joker

    Nicolle, You’ve been working out! Looking good!

    Great episode. Love the walkie talkie part. And yes, it’s true…women think that all they have to do is suck on us and we’re happy. NOT TRUE. IF you were to ask most women if they thought they were good at giving BJs they’d say they were. WRONG! Most women don’t know crap about BJs. I am married to a super hot woman who thought she was the best…after a couple of years, I had to correct her. Hey, she corrected me when I went down on her. The main problem is that most women don’t like giving BJ’s once they get married, so anytime they get anywhere near our Johnsons, we men regard it as being “GOOD”. Anyway, keep the episodes “coming”, you guys are the best and your cast is INCREDIBLE!

  22. 22 Jase

    Love this episode, funny, point across, mission accomplished! : )

  23. 23 DejaVu

    Can we get t-shirts…. “It’s not going to lick itself.” ??

  24. 24 Liquorice Ewe

    As a female, I’d like to state that I highly dislike new shoes, and they in no way make me quiver.
    I mean, really, they’re so annoying to get used to, and I always miss my old pair…
    Earthworms make me quiver… they’re so round and slimy!
    I used to have really scaly elbows… I’m not sure when they stopped being so scaly…
    I think sweet potatoes are delicious!

  25. 25 Iti

    “I think there are some men, who love doing it, they generally tend to cheat a lot, but still, I think oral sex from a man to a woman isn’t always so bad.”

    What? I can’t imagine that there’s an actual connection between enjoying giving head to a woman and cheating a lot. I, for one, love giving oral to women… but cheating?

    I also love how people half read stuff and then comment, like the guy who said “While I sort of agree with what Chicana Feliz said about the notion of the idea that men are uncomfortable,” I may be wrong, but Chicana Feliz didn’t say that at all. Huh.

    Anyway.. my last two cents here… the spitters are quitters thing is a joke, guys… there’s nothing wrong with spitting. The main point of all sex acts between partners is to communicate… that’s why the walkie talkie part was so damn good. It’s kinda sad to see such ill-thought out comments to such a well-thought out show.

  26. 26 Karasuhebi

    Can’t get the episode to play. Never had this problem before. It’s saying “Sorry but we were unable to load the Ad you requested, please try back some other time”.

    I’m guessing some entry in my HOSTS file is blocking whatever ad is trying to load this. Help?


  27. 27 Karasuhebi

    Update: Yeah, it was my HOSTS file. I deleted the HOSTS file I had and created a new one with no entries in it (except for the required “ localhost” line) and the video loaded fine.

    That’s a little bit too much trouble for most people, though. Can’t you provide a direct link to the episode in addition to the flash player?


  28. 28 Guy

    I will add a direct link. Thanks for the telling us.

  29. 29 AJ

    Hahaha! You guys rock. I just found the site today and I’ve watched every episode. So many new great quotes: “And remember, homosexuality is a choice. Like cancer.” Love it! Anyway, I just wanted to mention that I have that “Eat Like You Give A Damn” shirt, too! Anyone interested in owning one should visit!!

  30. 30 Nikol

    Hi AJ,

    I got my shirt at

  31. 31 Badger

    Posted on: Mar 23rd, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    Can we get t-shirts…. “It’s not going to lick itself.” ??”

  32. 32 sicsided

    Great episode. Guessing you guys and gals got the line “Don’t just stare at it, eat it” from American Psycho?

  33. 33 Nancy

    I’ve watched about half of the episodes with my daughter. We were both howling. Just a note, for perhaps the definitive books on oral sex, check out “She Comes First” and “He Comes Next” by Ian Kerner. I gave a copy of the first to my son when he left for college. Told him if he was going to be having sex he darn well better be doing it right. Both books are very explicit about how to do oral sex well. Perhaps the most important point made in the “She” book is that women/girls RARELY come from just intercourse. It can be tricky and difficult to hit the clit during intercourse. Kerner’s greatest gift to women everywhere is making it clear that going down on her is the best way to get the job done right. I hope that girls will get the message too so they won’t feel inadequate when they cannot come from “regular” sex.
    Love what you are doing with the videos and website. You guys are amazing! It is the perfect balance of education and entertainment. Keep up the good work.

  34. 34 david

    I just dont know… I like the show, but it obviously encourages sex. I started early in life, but not very often. I think I would have been encouraged to take more risks (# of times, partners… etc) if I had watched stuff like this. In the end, I really cannot know whether the benefit of helping teens be more knowledgeable will be outweighed by the detriment of the promotion of sex causing increased risk taking by making teens feel way more confident.

    Maybe I am the only one that would have had way more sex if all my questions about sex were answered with a very encouraging perspective.

    Do you talk about this somewhere on the website? Its my first visit.

  35. 35 Tango Whiskey

    I f**king love this vidcast! Can’t wait until my son’s old enough to show him these…I think 7 is just a bit too early for this kind of education…no, not the sex talk…I don’t think he’ll get the humour. Keep up the excellent work. You’re doing a fantastic job!

  36. 36 Mark

    Really good job folks!!! you took a tough subject, made it funny and educational!!

  37. 37 Jazz

    Wish they showed this at my high school but no they had to show The Facts of Life and a baby being born. Ugh! Well that was four years ago and I am not scarred by that evil/gross video.

    These are halarious…Man down, man down! LMAO.

  38. 38 carlos

    this is f**kin sweet…how many bible beaters did you piss off making this? this is too good not to share

  39. 39 Nimby

    Man, I haven’t checked in in a while. Good to see new episodes!
    This one was great, especially with the oral sex workout. “Spitters are quitters”=my new gmail status. And the thing with the Nunchaku was hilarious. It was surprising to see Britney spinning those around successfully, as I wouldn’t have pegged her as a martial arts type person. (But then again, it’s hard to peg “those types”)
    Great episode, guys, and more must be made. ^_^

  40. 40 Nimby

    Also hilarious is the result the title has on the bottom of the page:
    « Oral Sex Available to Subscribers

  41. 41 Jermaine

    Penis sucking training looks intense…

  42. 42 mahantas

    Tipping the Velvet!

  43. 43 Vdude

    where did she learn to use the nunchucks?!

  44. 44 Melgibson

    “don’t just stare at it, eat it!” Did anyone else notice the quote from American Psycho? great line, great movie, and funny ass show.

  45. 45 Valentine

    Funny but maybe a little more on technique would be good. Not just jokes but actually explaining what to do and how to do it - along with details about the anatomy of both men & women.

  46. 46 Lewis

    Really the best site I ve seen on sex.
    Sad that its still advertised by a semi mnaked girl tho

  47. 47 Luke

    This show actually looks like a parody of those “educational” videos

  48. 48 Koda-La

    I keep forgetting to comment on these AMAZING Videos
    This is, thusly, my first one. Though I didn’t realize I could until ep13.
    anyway. Simply Fabulous.
    my friend got me addicted && I just can’t stop laughing
    also, suddenly I love the word Vagina. The body part, however, Im not such a fan of :] Ahh, The elusive clitoris. XD
    && This video was hilarious as well. Expect more comments from me, just not as long LOL

  49. 49 H J

    HERBIVORE oh my god

    oh my god


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