Month: April, 2008

MTSS composer Tebo releases Patina Turner EP

Gordon Tebo, the talented composer behind our MTSS theme and such hits as “Scott the Homosexual,” has released a new 4 track album on the net-label Test Tube. Patina Turner is collection of minimal techno that works as well on the dance floor as it does in your bedroom.

Tebo also went to high school with Nikol and Guy and managed to work the word “vagina” into both his lines in our Oral Sex Episode.

The album is available as a free download, so head on over to Test Tube and give Patina Turner a well deserved spot on your latest playlist.

Download Patina Turner

Todd Sucks, Britney Needs a New Date to Prom Contest!

You’ve been asking for a chance to be in an episode of Midwest Teen Sex Show. We’ve been asking for a chance to be judgmental of your video production skills. Something needed to be done.

Midwest Teen Sex Show announces:

Todd Sucks, Britney Needs a New Date to Prom Contest!

In one minute or less, amuse us in a video explaining why Britney Barber should be your prom date.

We’re looking for funny here, so please save the pathetic rambling for your actual date. The winner of the contest will get the opportunity to be in an episode of MTSS. Second place will win you a MTSS t-shirt. The third place winner gets a picture of Britney on a Popsicle stick to take to prom.

Videos should be uploaded as a comment directly to this contest page. The option to upload a video through Viddler.com is located directly under the “ReCaptcha” box at the bottom of this page.

Special rules: If you are under 18, you must have parent/guardian permission to participate in the filming of the episode. Physical participation in filming depends on your proximity to Chicago, Illinois. If we are unable to provide transportation to the filming, we will work with you to remotely produce content for the episode. This is an equal opportunity contest, so don’t let your age or sex get in the way of your participation. No nakie time on camera.

Todd Sucks

You suck Todd.

What if Your Undies had the Last Word?

Andrew Woodruff from ISIS (Internet Sexuality Information Services) wants you to write on your undies.

ISIS is hosting a contest where entrants design their own underwear with a message to promote sexual communication and prevent STDs. The grand prize winner will receive a $1,000 scholarship or cash equivalent. The contest ends May 15th.

Head over to UndiesContest.com, get those panties off, and start making some under-art.

Undies Contest

MTSS 15: Break-Ups

I’m so over you… Hold me.