You’ve been asking for a chance to be in an episode of Midwest Teen Sex Show. We’ve been asking for a chance to be judgmental of your video production skills. Something needed to be done.
Midwest Teen Sex Show announces:
“Todd Sucks, Britney Needs a New Date to Prom Contest!“
In one minute or less, amuse us in a video explaining why Britney Barber should be your prom date.
We’re looking for funny here, so please save the pathetic rambling for your actual date. The winner of the contest will get the opportunity to be in an episode of MTSS. Second place will win you a MTSS t-shirt. The third place winner gets a picture of Britney on a Popsicle stick to take to prom.
Videos should be uploaded as a comment directly to this contest page. The option to upload a video through Viddler.com is located directly under the “ReCaptcha” box at the bottom of this page.
Special rules: If you are under 18, you must have parent/guardian permission to participate in the filming of the episode. Physical participation in filming depends on your proximity to Chicago, Illinois. If we are unable to provide transportation to the filming, we will work with you to remotely produce content for the episode. This is an equal opportunity contest, so don’t let your age or sex get in the way of your participation. No nakie time on camera.
You suck Todd.
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Am I allowed to do this even though my prom was almost four years ago? Cause I’m totally going to.
Is there a deadline on this? When will you judge/announce winners, etc.?
Great news! You can participate in the contest no matter how old you are. Melissa, you are In!
i never went to prom. i have boobs. britney is hot. if i was her prom date, could we rub boobies?
@jennifer Save it for the video, dolly.
Are we going to get to see more than just the winning entry? Some of the people who post on here are so funny, I can’t wait to see them in person.
Polly,
You’ll get to see all the videos. They’ll appear on this page when they’re submitted.
We can’t wait to see the first one.
Leave todd alone he is fine they are perfect for each other
but she could just take me instead i love prom
Yvette, make a video and she might just take you to prom (although i’m glad someone is sticking up for Todd).
Where was Britney 30 years ago?
Oh thats right, she wasn’t born yet.
Too Bad…
A lot of smack gets bandied around about Todd, and while he and Britney may not be right for each other, and that maybe they should date other people, such as MTSS viewers, I just want to say that I think that despite his other inadequacies, Todd really looks like the kind of guy who could spackle up your mouse holes. And sometimes, that is the right kind of guy to have around.
I love your podcasts guys- great job and keep it up. Even though there is no age limit on this contest I am too old to go to prom with Britney, but I do have a request for a MTSS t-shirt. I know this is a low budget operation and that is part of what makes it great, but I would love to see the “Spitters are for Quitters” t-shirt. Maybe with a picture of a glass filled with raw eggs. I have all of your podcasts on my ipod and tell all my friends about it, but that oral sex episode was one of your best.
Ah to be young and in love, Poor Todd! my wife said i can take brittany to prom if she can come too (as if i needed to be watched)
but im working on a good vid
I imagine that the contest is limited to one video per contestant correct???
And what if I would prefer to have Nikol as my date?? ;D
I would sooo do it, but I live in the UK .. sucks majorly.
): oh well, I’ll watch thh hottness on tape.
That commment about making a ‘Spitters is for Quitters’ tee-shirt was my favorite. My friends and I all watch this podcast and since we saw the Oral Sex episode we make cracks about that saying. :]
I need to do this…
Spitters are quitters? Because I would wear that shirt.
Hey Nikol,
Just wanted to say 100% what went down with Todd after watching this episode, that shot and sex act skit was getting so funny too, I just know you two were gonna be rolling around on the couch together in another second. What was he thinking? Anyway I’m working on getting a camera to make my prom date video, Trying to veer off of the isight in the name of production value… anything for a laugh right?
P.S. what sick @#!# is responsible for picking out the two confirmation words after I write a response, I swear it just said “Anal Rape”, and to think most people think nothing of it. Is it you behind this?
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This was my first stab at video creation/editing of any sort. The audio doesn’t quiiiite sync and I think I killed the timing on a couple of jokes. Oh, well. It’s a learning experience.
Whoot! Pete you join the special club of 4 (now 5) people that I know of that say the word “both” with an “l”
“bolth”
Yayy!
Feel special, you are in an elite group with:
Me,
My Mom,
my Friend Katelyn,
& Shia Lebouff
Oh wow, a real guy who likes pirates. Matt has my vote. If we’re allowed to vote, haha.
Jamie: Ha! I never noticed that before, but now that you point it out, it seems obvious as hell.
I wonder if it’s a regional thing. Where are you (and your mom, and Katelyn, and possibly Shia Lebouff) from? I’m originally from Iowa myself.
Man, I was going to submit a video, but freakin, the website aint workin’ fer me.
plus its prolly too late.
oh well.
http://www.viddler.com/explore/QuinntheClown/videos/1/
I apologize for my weird appearance. I just woke up.
But yes.
Matt has my vote.
Heh. Brittany has no armpits.
I have never felt so pretty in my life.
Darden… I think Paula Cole now knows the answer to her burning question of “Where have all the cowboys gone?” You make me wanna drink lemonade on a sun porch and talk about our feelings. You should have a girflriend… she’d be lucky.
Matt… So I guess taking my top off is once again the only way I get to see your face. You look great. And thank you for divulging all of the secrets I told you over bongs of Franzia and bedazzling sessions in college. I miss you. KIT BFF RMA TTYL HIV CTA SOS
Pete…Do you like custard?
Quinn… I’m glad at least one lovely lady recognizes my need for the soft touch of a woman and the long draw of a fake southern accent. Take me now. To prom. Or to the bar.
NOW TO THE REST OF YOU: Send more damned videos!! Guy only gives me my crack rock if we get more videos. Plus it’s nice to see the faces of those who touch themselves during the show intro. Don’t be strangers… it’s creepy. Take me to prom… I’m legal… I swear.
Britney: Depends. Who do I get to lick it off of?
Wait, that was a creepy answer, wasn’t it?
Uhm … yes. I like custard. Custard is nice.
Are you guys still doing this?