Uhm … yes. I like custard. Custard is nice.

Darden… I think Paula Cole now knows the answer to her burning question of “Where have all the cowboys gone?” You make me wanna drink lemonade on a sun porch and talk about our feelings. You should have a girflriend… she’d be lucky.

Matt… So I guess taking my top off is once again the only way I get to see your face. You look great. And thank you for divulging all of the secrets I told you over bongs of Franzia and bedazzling sessions in college. I miss you. KIT BFF RMA TTYL HIV CTA SOS

Pete…Do you like custard?

Quinn… I’m glad at least one lovely lady recognizes my need for the soft touch of a woman and the long draw of a fake southern accent. Take me now. To prom. Or to the bar.

NOW TO THE REST OF YOU: Send more damned videos!! Guy only gives me my crack rock if we get more videos. Plus it’s nice to see the faces of those who touch themselves during the show intro. Don’t be strangers… it’s creepy. Take me to prom… I’m legal… I swear.

plus its prolly too late.

oh well.

http://www.viddler.com/explore/QuinntheClown/videos/1/

I apologize for my weird appearance. I just woke up.

But yes.

I wonder if it’s a regional thing. Where are you (and your mom, and Katelyn, and possibly Shia Lebouff) from? I’m originally from Iowa myself.