Nikol is asked to present a video of herself masturbating so people know if they are doing it right.
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Behind The Scenes
Hey Nikol,
Can you come masterbate at my house?
The kitchen floor needs some masterbation. Also the front hallway could use some good masterbation. Heck, you could even masterbate the basement floor!
Thanks!
“Uh.
NO!”
lol.
I’m not sure whether I’m doing it right either…
@Joe in CU:
It is “masturbastion”, not “masterbation”!! Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster!
@MTSS:
How about releasing a transcript per episode and maybe the original movie, so translators can add subtitles?
You should make your project big and target non-English speaking people. And promote it to schools!
Ooops. Thanks Ferius Seplling Nazi!
Furious Spelling Nazi-
If you’re going to correct someone’s spelling, especially if you’re going to be nasty about it, you really should make sure your spelling is correst. It’s “masturbation,” not “masturbastion.”
And of course, as soon as I post that, I spot a spelling mistake of my own. “Correct,” not “correst.” That oughtta teach me…
Dudes. You are commenting on the spelling in the comments and not one of you has had the decency to make a comment on what really matters here, which is how adorable my hat is.
But tin foil’s so perfect for exfoliating your nether regions!
Don’t worry! You’re masturbating perfectly. Although i would suggest, for more pleasure, that you rub in a circular motion.
this is the best thing that happened since youtube
P.S. Keep it up Nikol, your really doing great things here! :]
P.P.S. Nice hat
The interesting question here: Did it feel good? Did it make you come? If so, there is some chance that you did it right. Maybe you should use more warm water and check if it feels even better?
So that’s what Mr. Clean is winking about in the TV commercial!
I’m loving the running gag so far.
Great as usual but I’m a little worried about how skinny Nikol is looking. Just because you’re a celebrity now doesn’t mean you have to starve to death!
Don’t worry, Polly. Not only have I been stuffing my face properly this winter, any seeming skinniness can be chalked up to lighting and soft focus.
Dear Nikol,
I do believe the crown molding on the floor needs either scrubbing or repainting. Redecorating (keep the floors!) may be required, unless you like the grandma look. You should be modern, duh. Then again, that could be some sort of midwestern charm.
I do like a style of decorating that I call Punk Grannie, which I incorporated in my Midwest home until I moved to New York. My current place is a sublet and the tenant may get a bit irked should she come back to her flat and find that I have ripped out the molding. Then again, I could tell her it was upon the suggestion of a gay male artist and she would then have no choice but to say, “Then that is the way it is meant to be.”
I find masturbation much easier if you use salt or bleach, so you can really masturbate the hell out of those scuff marks your partner’s shoes leave.