Comments on: Masturbation Done Right

By: Brad

Brad — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 05:23:51 +0000

I find masturbation much easier if you use salt or bleach, so you can really masturbate the hell out of those scuff marks your partner’s shoes leave.

By: Nikol

Nikol — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 17:09:20 +0000

I do like a style of decorating that I call Punk Grannie, which I incorporated in my Midwest home until I moved to New York. My current place is a sublet and the tenant may get a bit irked should she come back to her flat and find that I have ripped out the molding. Then again, I could tell her it was upon the suggestion of a gay male artist and she would then have no choice but to say, “Then that is the way it is meant to be.”

By: Gay male artist.

Gay male artist. — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 05:32:03 +0000

Dear Nikol,

I do believe the crown molding on the floor needs either scrubbing or repainting. Redecorating (keep the floors!) may be required, unless you like the grandma look. You should be modern, duh. Then again, that could be some sort of midwestern charm.

By: Nikol

Nikol — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 00:45:31 +0000

Don’t worry, Polly. Not only have I been stuffing my face properly this winter, any seeming skinniness can be chalked up to lighting and soft focus.

By: Polly

Polly — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 20:59:35 +0000

Great as usual but I’m a little worried about how skinny Nikol is looking. Just because you’re a celebrity now doesn’t mean you have to starve to death!

By: Mark

Mark — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 03:47:48 +0000

I’m loving the running gag so far.