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14 Responses to “What If You Could Tap Into My Ass?”

1. 1 couchpixie
   03.26.2009 at 6:22 pm

   I particularly love Pachelbel’s “Canon in D” in the background. Such a classy touch. And with cl(ass) like that, how can I refuse?

2. 2 Benjamin
   03.26.2009 at 7:50 pm

   CBO? Chief Booby Officer? Cheap Booty Offerer? Inquiring minds want to know.

3. 3 Josh
   03.26.2009 at 11:28 pm

   wow that was epic

4. 4 Tyler
   03.27.2009 at 2:47 pm

   That was the awesomest thing I’ve ever seen ever.

5. 5 andrew
   03.27.2009 at 3:16 pm

   lol. verizon
   lol. cannon in D

6. 6 Dag B.
   03.29.2009 at 6:14 am

   That is so unbelievably sophisticated fun. To get the tone of the message *so* right — wow.

7. 7 Phizzled
   03.30.2009 at 7:10 pm

   i approve this message.

8. 8 Burns!
   03.30.2009 at 7:36 pm

   Yes, please. Where do I sign up to tap into that ass?

9. 9 waraw
   03.31.2009 at 5:46 am

   I am spoiled for other women now, Britney. You are just too awesome, and no other woman can live up to you. I hope you’re happy. I’ll be sobbing in the corner if you need me.

10. 10 Susana Mai
    03.31.2009 at 2:51 pm

    Wow, that was so beautiful. I think I died a little on the inside…

11. 11 MateoM
    04.01.2009 at 12:26 am

    Take that Sprint.

    I’m canceling my plan immediately and signing up for this instead. At least then I’ll actually get some service when I need it.

12. 12 Josh
    04.01.2009 at 11:34 pm

    k i feel so unsophisticated i have never heard of canon in D maybe im just lonely (whichever it’s still fun)

13. 13 Idir
    04.03.2009 at 5:46 am

    Cootie blopper orator?

14. 14 KZed
    04.03.2009 at 7:19 am

    Yes, I would love to test the signal strength of your network, and try some different facets of it’s interface.

    Can you Do Me Now??