Midwest Teen Sex Show

9 Responses to “Midwest Teen Sex Live 10”

1. 1 couchpixie
   04.08.2009 at 1:48 pm

   I’m TOTALLY going to second the awesomeness of making out. Making out is HOTTT. Get good at it. Get to know your partner. If you just go straight to the bits, you might never find out about the other erogenous (areas on the body that are sensitive to sexual stimulation) spots on your partner–and they’re different for different people. Why give it up when you can make him moan just by licking his ears? Withholding can honestly be really erotic. (The “Twilight” series shows I’m not alone in this feeling.) Sex, especially for girls and their more difficult to stimulate clitorises, can be imperfect, awkward, and not guaranteed to get you off. If you make out to the point where you’re shaking and sweating and your lips are swollen but DON’T go all the way, the imagined perfection of the experience of going all the way remains intact. When I was in college, I once dated (and did some serious making out with) a guy who had a history of sexual activity but who actually groaned out, “Let’s never have sex,” because the foreplay was so hot that it surpassed the potential pleasure in actually having sex. (Good thing, too, because I had no intention of having sex with him.) Trust me, this really can be true, especially if you’re just starting out. It’s so true that things really seem so much more electric. The first time you get up under someone’s shirt and run your hand down the length of their naked back? Yow! Stretch out all that awesome discovery!

   So learn to enjoy it. And if you’re so worked up you can’t stand it, perfect your mutual masturbation skills. Everyone gets to have an orgasm, no one gets pregnant, and you can learn valuable lessons about what works for the genitalia that will serve you well down the road. I mean, oral doesn’t get you pregnant, but it can be kind of alienating because it requires someone’s head to be buried in someone’s crotch. Also, if you are good at making out AND holding out, it can keep you from rushing into a complicated sexual relationship with someone who may turn out to not be such a winner. Buy some time to get to know your partner–and not just sexually–before the things collide below the waist. Think of this way: plenty of pleasure, fewer regrets.

   So make out, put the hands to work if you must, and learn that really pleasurable sexual activity isn’t restricted to sex.

2. 2 Larissa
   04.08.2009 at 4:53 pm

   WORD! WORD! WORD! WORD!

3. 3 gabriela
   04.08.2009 at 7:35 pm

   My brother sent me this link, you girls ROCK!!!

4. 4 MLLamble
   04.08.2009 at 8:06 pm

   Hey y’all! Great show, as always In regards to the guy-studs, girls-sluts issue, here’s a different take on it.
   I’ve always viewed it as being that men seem to be more fond of sex, and it is therefore not much of an accomplishment to have gotten a man to sleep with you.
   However, for a man(base, low) to have won the attention of a woman (graceful, stunning), who then wants to have sex with him, it is impressive.

   This isn’t exactly good per-se either, since it still leaves women stuck with a social-stigma for having fun between the sheets, but it’s less of a downer than just bigotry.

5. 5 Amy Z
   04.08.2009 at 8:41 pm

   My goodness, couchpixie, I got all hot and bothered just READING that! AAAAAAMEN!

6. 6 Lemur
   04.08.2009 at 10:53 pm

   Aww man, freaking Missouri. We get all the crazy laws.

7. 7 couchpixie
   04.09.2009 at 11:37 am

   Thank you, ladies! I appreciate your support, in stark contrast to Guy, who restricted his comments to grousing about my Twilight reference. But he’s probably just crabby because I haven’t made out with him recently.

8. 8 Michaela
   04.11.2009 at 8:48 pm

   Heyya! I love the show… but you got your info about IUDs (intra Uterine Devices) wrong. They dont block the ovaries.. They release hormones (or hormone mimics) to stop pregnancy/menstruation like the Pill does, but instead of taking a pill, it is implanted into the wall of the uterus.
   I know you arent the most informed bunch, (neither am i… never had a bf, or made out, or anything.. and im 17…. im choosing to wait) but i do know about a LOT of the medical stuff… Future Doctor (Holla!!!!)

   XOXO-
   Michaela!

9. 9 Matt
   04.19.2009 at 8:16 am

   I stumbled upon this picture and immediately thought of you guys. Um, okay, that wasn’t the way I wanted that to sound. Well, you know what I mean…..

   http://www.lifeisajoke.com/Pictures/British_Family_Planning.jpg